So, last winter we actually had a lot of snow here in Oregon. So for a place that basically gets no snow that sticks, I don't mean a little snow, what I mean is a lot of snow. Like, this much snow:
Car-Shaped Snow Sculpture
So, when it does snow, we respond appropriately, being the West Coasters that we are: we act really stupid. We crash our cars into things by applying the accelerator or brakes at less-than-ideal times, we fall on our *sses on sidewalks while wearing flip-flops, we crash our bicycles, our hopes for imminent world peace are rekindled, etc. Here's some photographic evidence of at least one of these things:
Evidence: (Note: 1. California plates. 2. This is an all-wheel drive vehicle. 3. The road is not sloped. [Though the camera angle is, perhaps b/c I was in flip-flops.])
We also respond by writing signs like this: (Apparently the person in charge of public safely in this store is not from the Bronx, or maybe he/she just gets all giddy when they imagine lawsuits arising from fractured tail bones.)
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